JUST IN: Trump’s Border Patrol Boss Quits ‘Effectively Immediately’ Amid Sex Tourism Scandal

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/just-in-trumps-border-patrol-boss-quits-effectively-immediately-amid-sex-tourism-scandal/

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11 Comments

shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 43 pts · 93d (6 replies)

It's always the ones you suspect the most

Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 93d (5 replies)

That’s racist against Republicans…or…something!

Klear@piefed.world · 6 pts · 93d (4 replies)

Don't call people Republicans, that's ableist.

Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 93d (1 reply)

Don’t call Republicans people, that’s offensive!

Klear@piefed.world · 10 pts · 93d

Shit. You're right.

...

Oh, fuck, I didn't mean to call you "right", I'm so sorry!

AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 93d (1 reply)

Don't say "fuck all Republicans" on reddit or you'll get perma banned

notwhoyouthink@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 93d

I’d call that a double dub.

floofloof@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 93d (1 reply)

Time to pass the reigns...

This fucker's spelling is the real scandal.

aramis87@fedia.io · 8 pts · 93d

Not if you consider yourself a king, then it's just a pun ...

hopesdead@startrek.website · 6 pts · 93d

What are the chances he got the job because of the reason he left the job?

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 93d

And of course focks news reports it via his victory-lap tweet.

Only the beast people.