At the table... "What the hell are these crazy symbols? Must be some sort of communist code."
Later on TV.... "And I read every word. Most of it was praise for me. No one has done more for China than me. And Xi, oh he's wonderful, he said lot of uhh, we talked about ehh, everyone says how good Xi has been for Korea. But sleepy Joe Biden was very bad for Japan, but now we're bring down affordability, we're stopping election fraud. The war in Pakistan is almost done, they're gonna open the strait of hormel, no thanks to Obama."
Trump probably thinks he's being James Bond. If it WAS in English, it would have been deliberate misinformation, and Trump would be dumb enough to act on it.
He famously had to have his aides condense anything he needed to read down to one page, and also use his name a lot, to keep him from becoming disinterested!
“Transparency” he says. He lays it all out the moment it pops into his mind. A true leader. The best leader ever, some say! (Error: citation not found) Unlike that Gina guy, who keeps private thoughts on paper. PAPER! Tree murderer. Golden Trump showers us with his wisdom digitally, on the hour.
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thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 89 pts · 90d
At the table... "What the hell are these crazy symbols? Must be some sort of communist code."
Later on TV.... "And I read every word. Most of it was praise for me. No one has done more for China than me. And Xi, oh he's wonderful, he said lot of uhh, we talked about ehh, everyone says how good Xi has been for Korea. But sleepy Joe Biden was very bad for Japan, but now we're bring down affordability, we're stopping election fraud. The war in Pakistan is almost done, they're gonna open the strait of hormel, no thanks to Obama."
schmorpel@slrpnk.net · 21 pts · 90d
Found the guy who operates Trump's teleprompter!
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 89d
We all know he can barely read, I think the teleprompter is just pictograms at this point.
osanna@lemmy.vg · 2 pts · 89d
Haha you got dumpy’s ticket so well!
jagermo@feddit.org · 87 pts · 90d
They have a picture of it
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 13 pts · 90d
He treats objects like women, man
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 3 pts · 90d
/throws mug at your face
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 2 pts · 90d
The Big Lebowski?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 89d
Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski! Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe · 53 pts · 90d
Trump probably thinks he's being James Bond. If it WAS in English, it would have been deliberate misinformation, and Trump would be dumb enough to act on it.
Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 89d
It was probably in English, font 42, not too many words.
Fandangalo@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 90d
Yeah, because you read hanzi, Donny… there’s 0 chance he’d write anything in English, never mind leave it out. That’s our govt’s job.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 38 pts · 90d
Trump can't even barely read English!
He famously had to have his aides condense anything he needed to read down to one page, and also use his name a lot, to keep him from becoming disinterested!
Oh my god I am going to explode.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 37 pts · 90d
I grew up an ambassador's daughter and audibly gasped at the incompetence
meowmeow@quokk.au · 27 pts · 90d
I’d be interested to see what was in the notebook of a world leader.
I think we all know Trump doesn’t keep one.
egrets@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 90d
It actually is his own document folder, though it's probably directions and talking points prepared by his staff.
meowmeow@quokk.au · 12 pts · 90d
I’m sure it’s blank pages and the lunch menu.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 90d
His birthday card to Epstein.
classic@fedia.io · 7 pts · 90d
Sure he does
It's called Truth Social
meowmeow@quokk.au · 5 pts · 90d
“Transparency” he says. He lays it all out the moment it pops into his mind. A true leader. The best leader ever, some say! (Error: citation not found) Unlike that Gina guy, who keeps private thoughts on paper. PAPER! Tree murderer. Golden Trump showers us with his wisdom digitally, on the hour.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 90d
Golden showers for all MAGAts everywhere!
(Don't worry about sourcing that supply, just use whatever's cheapest and slap a foil Made In Murica sticker on it. Hurry!)
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 90d
His is called a nopebook.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 90d
List of funny jokes to tell about Trumps idiocy to his buddies.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 89d
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 89d
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 89d
Like cheating on a test, but like every test he cheated on he doesn’t understand the question.
Every time I see this man doing stuff like this it’s like he never matured beyond being an asshole 14 year old who never suffered any consequences.
Marthirial@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 90d
"In the dream I just had at this table I was able to read Chinese..." The turd said to his Chief of Staff.