World Health Organization declares Ebola outbreak in Congo and Uganda ‘emergency’ of international concern

Nah! What you guys should be concerned about is all the weirdos who keep coughing up so much. At the home depot and church. I swear some were even spitting out their guts!

Anyway, I'm just here from the future. Just testing out my dolorian.

Holy baloney! 5week update! You guys are gonna need trash bags a scarf and duck tape. First you wrap that scarf around your neck. Then cover your entire head in the ....the scarf provides a filter. Try to find a clear see thru bag.....

I'm back! Okay find Jason Leigh de LA Corte. He'll be coming back on flight 354 from Yucatán. You need to keep him in isolation for at least 58 hrs. He is patient 0. He is armed and dangerous, but you must! For humanity!