🚀 NEW RELEASE: Glorp 2.0 is now fully rewritten in SnargleScript!
We’re thrilled to announce that Glorp, the industry-leading solution for quxing your flibbers, has been completely rebuilt using SnargleScript—the only language that truly understands the existential dread of your YAML files.
Key improvements:
300% faster wombling
Now supports left-handed zorks
Fully compatible with the new Blarn 4.0 ecosystem
Breaking changes:
flimflam() is now flimflamAsync() (you’re welcome)
All existing qux configurations are now invalid (sorry)
Awesome, Glorp has been a game-changer for me to be slarping around with my glorpers. It's not just a new feature — it is a fundamental systemic Snargle effects system that increases schloompability.
4 Comments
ashema@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 115d
🚀 NEW RELEASE: Glorp 2.0 is now fully rewritten in SnargleScript!
We’re thrilled to announce that Glorp, the industry-leading solution for quxing your flibbers, has been completely rebuilt using SnargleScript—the only language that truly understands the existential dread of your YAML files.
Key improvements:
Breaking changes:
flimflam()is nowflimflamAsync()(you’re welcome)Download now: glorp.snargle.dev
lavember@programming.dev · 3 pts · 114d
Awesome, Glorp has been a game-changer for me to be slarping around with my glorpers. It's not just a new feature — it is a fundamental systemic Snargle effects system that increases schloompability.
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 114d
Jayjader@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 114d
Interesting to read through the announced changes ; it seems like there's been a lot of work put into this!
lavember@programming.dev · 0 pts · 114d
why typescript ::::(