Canals in the UK are 3 to 4 ft deep. Why didn't she just stand up?

dude stop

This has been explained to you and your sockpuppets several times.

Drunk and unconscious, or hit head when fell and unconscious.

The UK is an island. A wet one full of rivers, lochs, lakes, ponds and streams. I guess we just fence all those too.

I bet she was bubbly as she was going out