‘Give a Standing Ovation For This Man’: Jack White Salutes Stephen Colbert After ‘Late Night’ Finale

They really just kind of mock themselves, honestly. Even describing their actions totally objectively and deadpan still makes them sound hilariously inept and comically idiotic... Because they are

I mean... Yes?

Fuck the right lol

Cope.

It'd be cool if he would just take a show on the road and hit every city of note throughout the country...

I read the article. It was a slightly longer version of the headline, but pretty straightforward.

No one is going to read this article, let alone a whole story about The White Stripes

Ftr, I was trying to remember what band Jack White was famous for, so thank you OP.

You're just pointing at yourself. It's a short article. Most people read it.