Well...long story short, Jeri was married to Jack Ryan. Jack decided to run for the Senate in Illinois. But it turns out, Jack was just a wee bit of a dick and tried to force Jerri into shit she didn't want to do, so they ended up divorcing. This story then came to light after Jack was in the race. He ended up having to drop out of the race, leaving the Illinois Republican Party scrambling for a last-minute replacement for the now-departed Ryan.
They ended up going with Alan Keyes, of all people, but that would be fine, right? He was just going up against some young constitutional law school professor named... Barack Obama?
Atoms that were scraped off of Tuvok and Neelix, as they violently separated, made quite a few cups. They both seemed thinner and somehow diminished in body and spirit....
30 Comments
BillyClark@piefed.social · 53 pts · 91d
"Okay, from now on, you'll be known as Boobs McSceneStealer."
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 90d
Go home, Burman.
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 91d
"...von Tangentially-Responsible-for-Barack-Obama's-Presidency."
eodur@piefed.social · 12 pts · 90d
Wait, what? Please explain
dcpDarkMatter@kbin.earth · 29 pts · 90d
Well...long story short, Jeri was married to Jack Ryan. Jack decided to run for the Senate in Illinois. But it turns out, Jack was just a wee bit of a dick and tried to force Jerri into shit she didn't want to do, so they ended up divorcing. This story then came to light after Jack was in the race. He ended up having to drop out of the race, leaving the Illinois Republican Party scrambling for a last-minute replacement for the now-departed Ryan.
They ended up going with Alan Keyes, of all people, but that would be fine, right? He was just going up against some young constitutional law school professor named... Barack Obama?
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 91d
Which unfortunately is kiiinda responsible for the orange turd we have now so...
SippyCup@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 90d
Jerri Ryan did 9/11 confirmed
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 15 pts · 91d
But she did that so well.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 91d
I still don't get why the Borg weren't just assigned UUID's at assimilation.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 90d
I know right‽ Imagine typing all that into
/etc/fstabRouthinator@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 90d
So thats how they make baby borg.
Etterra@discuss.online · 4 pts · 90d
They could have tried binary but then they'd probably get sued by Games Workshop.
fox2263@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 91d
Seven Dallas Multipass
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 90d
Torres: “What are you doing at my station?”
Seven: holds up PADD “MULTIPHASIC (shields).”
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 91d
The Doctor can be Diva Plavalaguna
Tuvok aint got no fire.
Neelix is deaf
Tom is the Priest with Harry as the assistant.
Not sure who Chakotay or B'Elanna can play tho
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 91d
Chakotay is the President of Earth. B'elanna's one of the flight attendants.
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 91d
Oh man she's going to hate that
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 90d
Not once she gets with Tuvok.
Etterra@discuss.online · 4 pts · 90d
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 90d
Seska is Zorg
Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 88d
She don't have the charisma to be Zorg.
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 88d
Janeway might be a passable Zorg, she tosses crew to their deaths to feed molecules to her coffeemaker.
Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 88d
Hmm, she did murder Tuvix. I could see it.
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 88d
Atoms that were scraped off of Tuvok and Neelix, as they violently separated, made quite a few cups. They both seemed thinner and somehow diminished in body and spirit....
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 88d
Kate Mulgrew's performance as Kove in NTSF:SD:SUV:: (2011) is a great showcase if her acting talents.
UNDER KOVER
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 9 pts · 91d
Does that make the shot from 8472 to Voyager her Big Bada-Boom?
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 91d
Major Iceborg concurs.
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 7 pts · 91d
I agree with the General's response to Dallas' refusal. She's also professional enough that you can tell she goes nuts when she's off-duty.
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 88d
Iceborg deserved a spinoff! She wuz cheated
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 90d
Supreme Being. I protect you.