Because it is relaxing and makes you forget everything terrible in life. Imagine your wife divorcing you, taking away the kids, falling into depression and then getting caught. Cut the fish some slack.
That is because The Smoke cures the Two Great Ills: Life and Decay. And yet humans flee The Smoke, clinging to the emphemeral, cloying dream called "living." Trotting blithely into the maw of entropy.
I just got some lox on sale and the flesh is greasy and it has a strong smell of fish. Tastes fine, but I've never seen that before in smoked salmon. Is this normal? I'm not a big fish guy.
To be clear, I and two others have eaten this and haven't suffered any ill effects.
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Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip · 36 pts · 85d
The RFK school of healthcare.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 85d
Bruh imagine cigarette-smoked salmon 🤢🤮
DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 9 pts · 85d
im just gonna leave this here
LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 85d
How incredibly disgustingly fucking disgusting. Bob help us all.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 85d
My god
sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 85d
How could they even light them under water?
byte_0verflow@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 85d
Because it is relaxing and makes you forget everything terrible in life. Imagine your wife divorcing you, taking away the kids, falling into depression and then getting caught. Cut the fish some slack.
20cello@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 85d
Checkmate science
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 85d
I like to vape my salmon
qarbone@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 85d
That is because The Smoke cures the Two Great Ills: Life and Decay. And yet humans flee The Smoke, clinging to the emphemeral, cloying dream called "living." Trotting blithely into the maw of entropy.
Dance instead with the Herald Flame.
Take in The Smoke.
yesman@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 85d
I just got some lox on sale and the flesh is greasy and it has a strong smell of fish. Tastes fine, but I've never seen that before in smoked salmon. Is this normal? I'm not a big fish guy.
To be clear, I and two others have eaten this and haven't suffered any ill effects.
protist@retrofed.com · 10 pts · 85d
My brother, the fish was discounted for a reason
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 85d
I have had smoked salmon lox that smell fishier sometimes. But they taste fine.
Drusas@fedia.io · 2 pts · 85d
I've always found cold smoked salmon to have a fishy smell.
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 85d
Give it 24 hours then report back.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 85d
Are you a salmon?
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 85d
Are you cured?
MoffKalast@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 85d
I hate it when I come down with a nasty case of salmon.
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 85d
me too stop coming down them stairs with yo salmon, boy
newton@feddit.online · 2 pts · 85d
Salmon is smoked , I mean dead