S/O told me to go touch grass, what do I do?

We're currently flooded the grass is underwater.

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8 Comments

melodicangel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Get your scuba diving gear out, bucko.

pnelego@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Well a blizzard came and the water froze. Now what?

supernova@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Get your ice skates out, bucko.

pnelego@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

this is S/O, they made an account to say this haha.

I am a very petty individual.

LillianVS@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

What I do is just order some fake grass from amazon, then wait a few days. Then just put it next to your desk. Problem solved...

and if you're satan. turn it into a mouse pad. Then you can always touch grass!

Does it count if i touch a plant in general?

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

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The new plan is to grow a patch of grass next to me desk. and then when someone tells me to touch grass, I simply reach over and pet it.