Since innovative Russian methods for protecting planes became world-famous for their efficiency, the Imperial Administration decided to apply the same protection to the invaluable head of the highest tier, with a special distinctive insignia. What do you think of the symbolism?
Newest Kremlin technology to protect the head of the state
10 Comments
krey@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 3y
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
He probably sleeps/hides standing inside a pile of tires
supercriticalcheese@feddit.it · 5 pts · 3y
He is full of air
Holodeck_Moriarty@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y
Throwing old tires on stuff for protection instead of having some pricey specialized device is so stereotypically Russian that sounds like it's from a movie.
Probertd8@mastodonapp.uk · 4 pts · 3y
@Ulara Well Putin must hate windows like a vampire hates mirrors?*
*Of course not many people like Windows.
Ulara@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 3y
And he won't retire, so he dons tires.
The top tire must signify a numerical probability of his success in Ukraine.
lemmylommy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Bonus: he looks taller that way
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
Best tire in all of Russia, Dunlopski radials
kWazt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
He looks deflated
Marduk73@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
Lol
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Don't forget the earring on the gay ear