Air Canada Introduces New “Vomit Free” Seating Class For Additional $50 | The Toronto Harold [satire]

https://www.thetorontoharold.com/news/air-canada-introduces-new-vomit-free-seating-class-for-additional-50

Mississauga - Following last week’s incident where an Air Canada passenger was forced to sit on a vomit covered seat, the air line says they’ve taken steps to ensure that won’t happen again as long as flyers are willing pay. The airline has introduced a new seating tier called “Vomit Free”, that wi

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fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

OP ate Ths Onion on this one, eh?

For anyone confused, this article is satire.

Six@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

OP ate Ths Onion on this one, eh?

If you mean me, I certainly know that it is satire. I even tagged it as satire in the title.

Zellith@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

For now.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

“No seriously what do you think you can do about this? You’re our bitch. Now bark like a dog and we might let you on the plane.”

Bunnylux@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I ate the onion 🧅

rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

I would think sitting in someone else's vomit would be looked upon as a public health hazard! I can't imagine this would hold up well in a legal setting.