They don't look alike "IRL", Cookie Monster is bigger and has a flat head. But they use the same pattern for the dolls, because capitalism, or something, IDK.
TL;DW: the muppets were all about YOU, and each other, but that squeaky coke snorting narcissistic little shit Elmo was all ME ME ME all the time and it fucked up everything.
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DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 102d
They don't look alike "IRL", Cookie Monster is bigger and has a flat head. But they use the same pattern for the dolls, because capitalism, or something, IDK.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 101d
teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 101d
I was about to say they aren't real, but luckily I realised that was wrong in time. I don't know where these disrespectful thoughts come from.
nexguy@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 102d
Rather Elmo is Hot Cookie Monster
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 102d
I'm not sure I wanna know which definition of "hot" you're referring to.
OpenStars@piefed.social · 5 pts · 101d
"yes"
RamenJunkie@midwest.social · 2 pts · 102d
Especially since Elmo seems to be like 5, but Cookie Monster comes off as an adult monster.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 101d
Cookie Monster predates Elmo by 14 years, so yes.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 101d
Because Elmo refers to themselves in the third person, I read your comment in their voice. And he means sexy, obviously.
NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 101d
So cold that he lost his nose to frostbite?
ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 8 pts · 101d
Whats cooler than being cool?
C8r9VwDUTeY3ZufQRYvq@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 101d
The real gold is almost always in the comments
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 101d
Elmo is an abomination. Say No, kids.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 1 pts · 101d
What's Elmo's shtick anyway? At least Cookie Monster has something interesting going on. Like being addicted to cookies without ever getting fat.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d
It’s very well explained in this video, How Elmo Ruined Sesame Street
TL;DW: the muppets were all about YOU, and each other, but that squeaky coke snorting narcissistic little shit Elmo was all ME ME ME all the time and it fucked up everything.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 102d
maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 101d
I'm still haunted by the monster on the next page.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d
Ahh. My people!
Blibly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 102d
Snow miser and heat miser
Deebster@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 101d
OpenStars@piefed.social · 2 pts · 102d
They missed an opportunity to put a cookie there where the nose is on Elmo. 🍪👃
ceenote@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 102d
Cold, crazy-eyed Elmo.
OpenStars@piefed.social · 1 pts · 101d
Ooh, Elmo does not begin to compare to the ultimate grouch (hilarious SNL skit).
SeeSmudges@quokk.au · 1 pts · 101d
so i don't watch sesame street like ever. Does Grover still exist?