So what have you been writing in the month of May?

I've translated a bunch of folk tales from the Darmstadt region, including:

• Treasures of Darmstadt Palace
• The hauntings of Rodenstein Castle
• A different haunted castle on Schnellerts Mountain, which reappears from time to time so that its ghosts can reenact a murder scene
• Two tales of the foolish people of Griesheim

And I've started on some texts about Perchta, the guardian spirit of the souls of unbaptized children.

Porn, of course. It's always porn.