drink for the destination you want, not the one you have

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nagaram@piefed.social · 38 pts · 86d (2 replies)

Turns out I am

quite allergic to Bad Dragon Cum Lube
disgusting and I get it all over me and not just my hands since hand and dick washing didn't save me

and dick washing didn't save me

Are you sure you used enough dick? I've heard it's recommended to use at least 3 dicks. Remember, dilution is the solution.

I thought dilation was key.

I'll take my girl sweat, please

rem26_art@fedia.io · 9 pts · 86d (1 reply)

Bang Energy is actually a potion that teleports you through time and space

try the pink C4. it's way better 😁

Y'all need to hydrate.....

People drink anything else than water unironically?

Missing olive oil right next to horse electrolytes.

phar@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 86d

I thought the crystal light was jenkem

yummy lysol

I drink the cheapest drip coffee they sell at the supermarket and therefore am below untouchable.

Real ones drink XLUBE dry, way better than Bad Dragon. Where does squirt fall on this list?

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accurate when upside down