c/politics · by tacoplease@lemmy.world · 79d

White House releases report of Trump's physical exam

https://abcnews.com/Politics/white-house-releases-report-trumps-physical-exam/story?id=133440907

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and they said "mister president, these are fantastic results, in fact these are the best result we have ever seen. you could compete in the olympics!". i don't know if it is true, but that's what they said. many other people, great people, have said that as well. so i don't know, maybe i should try that. maybe they should name an olympic stadium after me, you know, just to show some respect. they better think what might happen if they don't.

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 79d (2 replies)

In the memo released by the White House, U.S. Navy Capt. Sean Barbabella, physician to the president, wrote: "President Donald Trump remains in excellent health, demonstrating strong cardiac, pulmonary, neurological, and overall physical function."

I'm waiting for them to go full "The Interview"

You telling me that man doesn't pee or poop?!

northernlights@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 78d

No word about cognitive functions uh

NekoKoneko@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 78d

Yes... But White House staffers know how terrifying it would be for the public to realize Trump is an actual superhuman, so they put his diapers on him pre-loaded to not tip anyone off.

JackDark@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 79d

It's all bullshit, just like every time.

Arrandee@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 78d (1 reply)

Journalists generally prefer reporting on bad news. Trump being in excellent health qualifies.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 77d

That's not bad news, that's fake news.

A 3 and a half hours regular checkup for the third time in 13 months. I've never seen a doctor for that long, not even after surgery. Even when it included a CAT scan of my brain it took much less time. When you are in for that long, so soon after previous visits, there is something wrong next to the guy being fat. He clearly shows signs of dementia and he's overweight, something that comes with many complications especially with people that old.

tiny_hedgehog@piefed.social · 6 pts · 78d

The doctors are clearly about as competent as he is.

RadicalBrutus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 78d

And the final result of the physical exam is: deteriorating orange 🍊