Man given a £50,000 bionic penis after being born without a manhood splits from girlfriend who took his virginity at the age of 45

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12498995/Man-given-50-000-bionic-penis-born-without-manhood-splits-girlfriend-took-virginity-age-45.html

As is usual for the Daily Fail they have managed to get the entire story into the headline, so there's no need to click the link - I did so you don't have to. Now to do some penance.

Oh there's also a diagram:

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Rescuer6394@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 2y

oh no, the cylinder is back!

dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You know I've grown tired of the sci-fi/fantasy trope where the protagonist loses an arm and is fitting with a cybernetic arm, only to mope as if it isn't the coolest thing ever.

Anyway, looking forward to Fullmetal Alchemist rehash but with chainmail cock.

Emperor@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y

You know I’ve grown tired of the sci-fi/fantasy trope where the protagonist loses an arm and is fitting with a cybernetic arm, only to mope as if it isn’t the coolest thing ever.

If I got a cybernetic arm I'd definitely see how well it could punch a watermelon and if I got a bionic penis I'd definitely add that to my dating profile.

Anyway, looking forward to Fullmetal Alchemist rehash but with chainmail cock.

Fullmeatal Alchemist?

vashti@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y

But this... this is just one of those phalloplasties they give to trans guys. I thought the Fail considered them to be the ninth ring of hell, not "bionic penises".

burgersc12@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
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