If I had an extra hand I'd use it to build another arm so I could hug you while cooking onions.
I only have one left hand so I use my other hand to prepare onions like this.
If I had an extra hand I'd use it to build another arm so I could hug you while cooking onions.
11 Comments
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 10 pts · 75d
The horror here is using that knife to cut onions.
Get a proper chef's knife, hell a cheap Victorinox you find in any commercial kitchen is like $20
brem@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 65d
I usually use a butter knife, is that not the proper way to do it?
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 76d
I'm not sure this qualifies as food porn, but I often wish for a third hand too
brem@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 76d
It's food (preparation) porn
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org · 5 pts · 75d
Only if you're into gore :(
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 75d
Where would you put it? Forehead? Chest? Grundle?
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 75d
The taint, obviously
brem@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 65d
Topical ointment for the parabellum.
flamingleg@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 75d
protip: if you cut along the 'grain' of the onion instead of against it, you'll be able to get a thinner slice and it will make you cry less. Cutting against the grain is better for salads or uncooked onion imo
flamingleg@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 75d
keep in mind none of that really applies to using a serrated blade...
brem@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 65d
Obviously.. I would normally use a butterknife, but I thought.. perchance.. the serrated might make me seem fancy?