ah beans
Don't worry there's hope. You just have to signup for our deliquifying programm. What's your credit card number?
123 uh ...bean
That's the CVV Number, Now I just need the card number. If any popups in your banking app pop up that seem to be transactions of chinese or nigerian businesses , don't worry. Just hit okay. That's all part of the process
...can i use a lifeline?
Oh thank god
It will be over finally. The suffering ends
Pshh, easy fix. Put some jello mix in my ears and shake my head. Sleep in the freezer and boom back to solid head Susan.
boooom Susan!
9 Comments
lime@feddit.nu · 7 pts · 88d
ah beans
toasterbotnet@piefed.social · 1 pts · 88d
Don't worry there's hope. You just have to signup for our deliquifying programm. What's your credit card number?
lime@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 88d
123 uh ...bean
toasterbotnet@piefed.social · 2 pts · 88d
That's the CVV Number, Now I just need the card number. If any popups in your banking app pop up that seem to be transactions of chinese or nigerian businesses , don't worry. Just hit okay. That's all part of the process
lime@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 87d
...can i use a lifeline?
BooBees@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 88d
Oh thank god
toasterbotnet@piefed.social · 1 pts · 88d
It will be over finally. The suffering ends
CluckN@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 88d
Pshh, easy fix. Put some jello mix in my ears and shake my head. Sleep in the freezer and boom back to solid head Susan.
toasterbotnet@piefed.social · 1 pts · 88d
boooom Susan!