My fate is sealed for the next 12 hours.

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backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 106d

Back when I when I was in the industry we always had a box of cornstarch dedicated for swampbutt prevention. One night we had this fish who didn’t yet know and was weirded out by us using it. Eventually he was in a bad spot and asked for help. We gave him flour. Homie was mixing biscuits with his balls.

Kertyna@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 106d

🎵"Pop a squat and water crops with my wet ass!"🎵

village604@adultswim.fan · 0 pts · 107d (1 reply)

Thongs are the cure for swamp ass.

mech@feddit.org · 1 pts · 106d

Now you have swamp pants.