Nice

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12 Comments

shifting9810@lemmy.mrpostman.ch · 35 pts · 101d (10 replies)

Wish that would happen to me :(

starchylemming@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 101d (9 replies)

say "i am an unicorn" 3 times on some weird kink site and your wish might be granted

cattywampas@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 101d (6 replies)

Unicorns are not dudes so this will not apply to 99.9% of users here.

starchylemming@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 101d (5 replies)

does it only apply to women?

what about ramontic gay couples snacking a third platonically? is that a rhinoceros ?

also some straight couples look for a man, you gotta be flexible you know

cattywampas@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 101d (2 replies)

My wife and I are in the lifestyle.

It's incredibly easy to find a male third.

A bisexual woman who is willing to join a heterosexual couple is much much harder to find. That's why they call em unicorns.

velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 101d

Wow, I found it much, much more difficult to find bisexual men wanting threesomes than women. But that may simply be because it was easier as a woman to find other women to join.

I consider both men and women willing to join couples unicorns.

cranakis@reddthat.com · -1 pts · 101d
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backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 101d (1 reply)

When you’re a dude in your 20s, the husband is in his 60s, and the wife is in her 40s, there’s a good chance he’s more of a observer than a participant.

Pirtatogna@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 101d

or she

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 101d (1 reply)

Just understand what will be expected later if you do.

flawed_human@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 101d
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EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 101d (2 replies)

"we really dig your vibe"

And then you wake up in a bathtub filled with ice while they're getting the scalpel ready so you book it nked down the hotel hallway. Your wallet is gone.

You are now the main character in an action comedy movie.

Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 101d (1 reply)

Shia Labeouf?

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 97d

LURKING IN THE SHADOWS