Ed Zitron Cannot Be A Real Name.

Sorry about this ugly ugly drawing of this handsome man. I just wanted to put it out there. His name cannot be real. Zitron is not a real surname.

By the way, did you know that George Orwell lied to us? George Orwell is not even his real name. How can I trust these men when they say that LLM technology or Marxist ideology are bad ideas when they introduce themselves with a lie?

(i am joking about Zitron's surname, but still a bit annoyed by having lived all these years thinking George's name was George.)

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IndustryStandard@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 99d (6 replies)

Death to Zionists

kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · -3 pts · 99d (5 replies)

🇮🇱

IndustryStandard@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 98d (4 replies)

I wish death upon you. A very painful one. That will be very fun

kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · -2 pts · 98d (3 replies)

תחי מדינת ישראל!

IndustryStandard@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 98d (2 replies)

kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · -3 pts · 98d

Woops, turns out there's a hidden image here. I opened it up and it's just more hateful stuff.

kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · -3 pts · 98d

Speak up, I can't hear you.

kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 99d (5 replies)

Somehow I got Cancer Man.

mcz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 98d (4 replies)

My son calls me the Cancer Man.

kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 98d (3 replies)

I hope it's nothing serious. Please don't smoke.

mcz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 98d (2 replies)

My son does - in panel nine! My son calls me the Cancer Man

kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 98d (1 reply)

Link, please?

mcz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 96d

Derek Hess is the author. It's for a song by the band Craw

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 98d (1 reply)

Maybe his real name is Bob.

kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 98d

No, I am talking about his surname, not his first name. "Ed" is very common, but "Zitron" is a first for me.

qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 97d (1 reply)
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 97d

Vote count says my comment was objectively fun

qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 98d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating cancerous content!

kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 98d

No, I tried getting Citrus Man. It is only my lack of drawing talent that got me Cancer Man.

infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 97d

It's pretty normal to make a new name for yourself when entering a new permanent social context. eg A lot of Europeans invented middle-eastern sounding names for themselves and their families when they colonized Palestine. I'm guessing Zitron means Citrus is some language.

Anyway keep drawing, they say you can get better with practice.

kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 99d