what do we do? do we wake him up?

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robomuffin79@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 96d

He looks to be in a pleasant and peaceful dream state so someone must have turned on the Ivanka Trump module in his brain. As soon as they turn on the Epstein module, he’ll be up, wide awake and paranoid in no time

West_of_West@piefed.social · 18 pts · 95d

I've been told suddenly loud and scary noises are best when waking octogenarians. It helps keep their heart strong.

db2@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 95d (2 replies)

Anyone have a plastic bag?

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 8 pts · 95d (1 reply)

And a hammer?

Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 95d

einlander@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 95d (2 replies)

OH THE HUGE MANATEE!

Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 95d (1 reply)

This creature is not a gentle sea cow.

einlander@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 95d

This creature is not a gentle sea lol cow.

Deadeyegai@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 95d

Hey Jack Tapper, you watching this? Looking forward to you next book not about the Bidens!

infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 95d

Shaving cream in his hand

numbermess@fedia.io · 4 pts · 95d

Idiot. One does not simply stare into the Golden Fright Wig, lest he wishes those frights to wig him out! Beware!

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 95d (1 reply)

One day, and I imagine it's soon, he won't wake up.

He's old, he's sick, and he's in rapid mental decline. All of the signs are warning signs that the end is near.

zane@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 95d

Please fucking happen on live TV.

If he fell into the desk with a nice bonk even...

BillCheddar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 95d

He's probably dreaming about sexually assaulting two or three care bears at a time.