yeah, hi, Peter. did you get the memo about the new TPS reports? Yeah, we’re gonna need you to use that new cover sheet on all of your TPS reports going forward. Thaaaaaaaanks.
I'm sorry, but at no time during the application or interview process was I ever asked to present certification of either a brain or nervous system. Nor was such a requirement explicitly itemized in the job listing.
I will cc'ing HR for any further discussion on the matter.
Would you hire me if I had a Cerebral Ganglia consisting of 302 neurons and 56 glial cells in my third segment, just above my pharynx, that allows for simple crawling?
22 Comments
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 103 pts · 81d
Boss would do the same, for some equally stupid question.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 81d
I like to think this is petty revenge for some such occurrence.
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 20 pts · 81d
Yeah like, "did you put the new cover letter on the TPS report?" Or some such shit.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 81d
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 81d
You mean the TBS report? I just had Sona Movsesian do it 🤷🏻
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 81d
PC load letter? The fuck does that mean?!
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 81d
meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 92 pts · 81d
That's what you get for claiming we are family
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 55 pts · 81d
Just answer the question!
1dalm@lemmy.today · 30 pts · 81d
"I'm regretting hiring you now. Don't call me outside of work."
snooggums@piefed.world · 28 pts · 81d
EMERGENCY
1dalm@lemmy.today · 18 pts · 81d
sigh No. I would not have hired you. The performance of the job requires that you have a functioning nervous system and brain.
testfactor@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 81d
Though the fact that you're asking me this gives me cause for concern that you don't have that now.
1dalm@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 81d
I'm sorry, but at no time during the application or interview process was I ever asked to present certification of either a brain or nervous system. Nor was such a requirement explicitly itemized in the job listing.
I will cc'ing HR for any further discussion on the matter.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 81d
Would you hire me if I had a Cerebral Ganglia consisting of 302 neurons and 56 glial cells in my third segment, just above my pharynx, that allows for simple crawling?
ulterno@programming.dev · 2 pts · 81d
"Hire"?
No, we will be renting a batch of you.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 80d
pulsey@feddit.org · 2 pts · 80d
on the other hand a worm doesnt have spine. So they could become a politician.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 80d
It obviously does not. Per pound Wormy Bill is your top producing employee.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 81d
I guess that job is AI proof, lucky
Aeao@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 81d
At least it’s a text.
rogsson@piefed.social · 2 pts · 81d
Ex-boss?