Cuck Code

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14 Comments

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 52 pts · 83d (2 replies)

My code is not that pretty. Move the eyes to the wrong place and add three. Remove one clavicle. Right arm is a tentacle, left arm is a robot one, back arm is a crab. Not a crab's arm, a whole crab.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 83d (1 reply)

Okay, but which arm has the clavicle?

sbv@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 83d

The one sticking out of the pelvis.

sundray@lemmus.org · 34 pts · 83d

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 83d

onlinepersona@programming.dev · 10 pts · 83d (6 replies)

What's the original template? I don't understand what's going on.

Contramuffin@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 83d (3 replies)

The implication is that there is a couple. The boyfriend wants the girlfriend to make out (and likely have intercourse) with another man. The girlfriend is hesitant, implying that this is entirely the boyfriend's idea.

Interpretation: the boyfriend has a cuckhold fetish.

Application: any developer who uses Claude is cuckholding his own code

onlinepersona@programming.dev · 26 pts · 83d (1 reply)

Thank you for spelling it out. I needed that :)

db2@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 83d
Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 83d

Jokes on them, i never wrote any code in the first place

Trilogy3452@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 83d (1 reply)
onlinepersona@programming.dev · 6 pts · 83d

Amazing. Thanks for the link.

raman_klogius@ani.social · 1 pts · 83d

You're in cuckmand now!

AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 1 pts · 61d

Don't disrespect people with a cuckolding kink by comparing them to vibe coders