Stealth

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15 Comments

SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 79d (5 replies)

OP clearly wasn't there for the beforetimes, when cities were razed by bovines from hell wielding polearms.

::: spoiler Edit: for those out of the loop Diablo 2 had a secret cow level you could unlock after completing the fifth act.

It was a joke level the developers added in response to rumors about a secret cow level in the first game.

:::

whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 79d (3 replies)

what?

lemmyseikai@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 79d

There is no cow level

NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 79d (1 reply)

I assume it's a reference to the game West of Loathing, where in the past "the cows came home". The cows were demonic bovine monsters that razed huge chunks of the land.

Or I just play weird games and I'm missing the actual reference. 🤷‍♂️

Droechai@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 79d

You just made me remember Kingdom of Loathing. Havent thought about it for ages!

prettybunnys@piefed.social · 1 pts · 79d

Diablo 1 had a cow level.

You just never got to it.

Keep clicking.

Renorc@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 79d (1 reply)

Actually, the bell is because their horns don’t work.

davidgro@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 79d

That's why geese don't need bells.

jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 79d (3 replies)

The bell keeps them from killing sharks. Sharks are endangered

Triumph@fedia.io · 3 pts · 79d (1 reply)

Fuck people, I guess.

new_guy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 79d

That's way better than the other options to fuck

TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 79d

Nice reference :p

Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 79d

I don't support moo-rder

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 79d (1 reply)

Piece is a paid cow account.

There are 20-30 people killed by cows in the US alone every year.

Globally only 5-6 people die every year from shark attacks.

Those cows are trying to get you to let them stealthily engage in mass murder. Keep the bells on!

echodot@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 79d

The actual death toll is probably higher than that as most bodies are never found because the cows drag the body's up into trees when they're never found.

laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 79d
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