Graham Platner in his own words “If you are an independent voice, why do you vote with Donald Trump 95% of the time?”

Edit 08/JUL/2026: aah, fack. So disappointing.

I need a rhyme to day how much i like this guy, basically as the poetic counterpart to "I do not like that man Ted Cruz"

Maybe something like

i do like that Graham Planter

i do like his thoughtful banter

i do like his progressive views

i like seeing him on the news

i do like him fighting ICE

And telling them to fuck off twice

i do like him taxing wealth

i do like him fighting for health

I like that he thinks billionaires

Should all, of course, pay their fair share

I do hope that he doesn't quit

Cuz that man Planter gives a shit

I'm confident that he will flip a lot of disillusioned repubs.