Poilievre campaigns on a united Canada: “Please don’t make me find yet another riding”

Ya, because if Alberta is out of Canada, the conservatives will loose a large part of their party support and never win an election again.

The terrifying part of this is that it feels more plausible than many genuine, non-satyrical news stories. Well, other than the part about Poilievre saying "please" to any part of the electorate.

Poilievre Petitions France to Surrender Miquelon Island So He Can Try to Run There

I though this was real. Up until I saw the Beaverton URL.