The last few drops of pee the second you pull up your underwear:

Bruh, gooch pump that ish instead of living with piss pants like an animal.

Just put some pressure on the gooch and it'll come out before pulling up the underpants. That always worked for me when I was bedicked.

Milk and shake, milk and shake, and a good wiggle when getting up. All sorted.

Gotta wring out that wiener