EPA Approves Use Of Napalm As Pesticide

https://theonion.com/epa-approves-use-of-napalm-as-pesticide/

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Hux@lemmy.ml · 28 pts · 91d

100% ate the onion on that headline…

TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 91d

"We feel a real synergy as the new EPA federal building, Monsanto Hall, was christened last week", said EPA spokesperson Viscount Dragool IV.

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 91d

I mean, it is effective at defoliage

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 91d

I love the smell of no crops in the morning.

Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 91d

It may be less damaging to the environment than glyphosate in the long run.

taiyang@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 91d (1 reply)

Other good advice buried at the bottom: use of landmines very effective for culling rabbits getting into your garden.

bajabound@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 91d

As someone who has 15000 rabbits running around my yard at night. I support this.

mrmisses@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d

This is how we get rid of the pedos and their protectors in DC

HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 91d

Some people apparently dont know you can legitimately buy anti weed flamethrower. (They are actually very effective)