If they're moving product, you've got The Black Orchard (the growers) or The Phantom Crucible (the mad scientists). If it's a white-collar price cartel just chasing dollar signs, you want something like The Thorned Veil for that elegant, deceptive front, or The Broken Halo Network for a gritty, fallen-from-grace feel.
But if they're a territorial cartel? The kind where crossing a border gets you killed? Go with The Crimson Ledger—where every debt is settled in blood. Or The Ashen Wolves, because they will straight-up burn down your business if you trespass
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GammaGames@beehaw.org · 8 pts · 65d
Da mawb
Jangofango@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 65d
Lol I like it
PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 65d
DEA
defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 65d
BBC - Big, Big Cartel
ferric_carcinization@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 65d
Or Big Bad Cartel?
Jangofango@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 65d
Works for me lol
Infrapink@thebrainbin.org · 4 pts · 65d
Cartel McCartelface
Cypher45@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 65d
The Slaughterhouse
Jangofango@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 65d
Based !!
MisterNeon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 65d
A cartel of what? What are they a cartel of?
Jangofango@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 65d
A drug cartel
MisterNeon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 65d
Pick a geographic location, then name the cartel after it then. Make up a location if you have to.
wuphysics87@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 65d
Truckyell
Jangofango@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 65d
Lol interesting name why that
wuphysics87@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 65d
Car vs. Truck. Tell vs. Yell
daggermoon@piefed.world · 3 pts · 65d
Drugs R Us
RegularJoe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 65d
It all comes down to their specialty, right?
If they're moving product, you've got The Black Orchard (the growers) or The Phantom Crucible (the mad scientists). If it's a white-collar price cartel just chasing dollar signs, you want something like The Thorned Veil for that elegant, deceptive front, or The Broken Halo Network for a gritty, fallen-from-grace feel.
But if they're a territorial cartel? The kind where crossing a border gets you killed? Go with The Crimson Ledger—where every debt is settled in blood. Or The Ashen Wolves, because they will straight-up burn down your business if you trespass
Cypher45@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 65d
Bro you really used ChatGPT to post this reply? ðŸ˜
helix@feddit.org · 2 pts · 65d
You can use em dashes yourself — just find out how, use a few big words, and bedazzle your readers!
jim_v@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 65d
I used em dashes when SMS messages had 160 character limits to —really— put emphasis on words.
I also use them in place of semicolons — I find it easier to read and doesn't remind people of English class.
It helps that I have been writing this way for a while. My MySpace had em dashes back when the smartest AI we had was IBM's Watson.
Jangofango@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 65d
I'm thinking something like the cjng , its a call of duty short story. Fan fiction
formlessoedon@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 64d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATF_gunwalking_scandal would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
Miller@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 65d
Lionel.
Jangofango@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 65d
Kewl
Miller@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 65d
Also Herod's first wife was called Doris, maybe work that in too if you can.
Jangofango@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 65d
Gotcha gotcha
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 65d
Either something completely unassuming like Pizza Party, or paramilitary sounding like Carbon Mesa
silasmariner@programming.dev · 1 pts · 65d
Gollum
Bullerfar@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 65d
MAGA
Jangofango@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 65d
To be fair both Democrats and Republicans are both shit
Bullerfar@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 64d
USA is shit, so truth to that.
sleeplessone@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 65d
Cartel of the Large Adult Sons
Jangofango@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 65d
Lol cute
jcr@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 65d
Use the name of (or part of) a building based on religion and go with it (The Chapel, Ziggurath, Transept, Ancestor Shrine, etc)
Jangofango@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 65d
Thank you !!