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::: spoiler Transcript 4 Panel Comic
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Text: Vlad the Impaler Discovers Marshmallows
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[Vlad stares at a marshmallow in his hand]
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[Vlad impales the marshmallow on a stick]
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[Vlad inspects his work] Vlad: Well these are fucking great :::

10 Comments
ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 90d
I've always loved this little comic. Wish it had more words, purely to piss that other commenter off.
Eldritch@piefed.world · 4 pts · 90d
Post Ben Garrison. It would be lethal.
sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 90d
"If only they screamed..."
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 90d
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 90d
My fetish
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 90d
He'd love roasting hot dogs. First you get to impale them and sometimes they squeal a little as they heat up.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 90d
"You there ... make that great screaming noise again when I impale this thing. Hey! Are you even listening?"
BillyClark@piefed.social · 2 pts · 90d
I think Vlad would only poke it slightly into the marshmallow, and then wait until it slid onto the skewer on its own.
MohamedMoney@feddit.org · 0 pts · 90d
While not really bad here, I still feel that most comics today are too wordy. Even this one. I like it, but id like it more without words ig
iknewitwhenisawit@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 90d
Are you being ironic? I can't tell. 🤔