My hot take: this is unnecessary martyrdom. You could be honest about also loving the blue ones — you'd have one more thing in common and one fewer lie between you. Furthermore, what's the marginal utility of a blue candy? How much better is her life made by having, say, 10 candies instead of just 5?
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0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 36 pts · 75d
My hot take: this is unnecessary martyrdom. You could be honest about also loving the blue ones — you'd have one more thing in common and one fewer lie between you. Furthermore, what's the marginal utility of a blue candy? How much better is her life made by having, say, 10 candies instead of just 5?
dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 74d
As if this fucker wouldn't snatch a blue one every now and then.
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 75d
Isn't this a how I met your mother plotline?
Skyline969@piefed.ca · 11 pts · 75d
Yup, with olives.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 74d
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.