She loves taking her clothes off, getting in front of a camera and posting them. She does it under the guise of ‘normalizing’ bodies but it’s her kink.
She's super preggo-baby delivery, mama's milk fetishy. She's a perv. And I'm with you; no one will convince me otherwise. She's also a home-wrecking ho.
The home-wrecking must be part of her pathology. She’s sick of the partner she has and goes out hunting but won’t be happy to snag one without a partner. She wants someone who is already partnered up so she’s ‘winning’ something. Then once the romance and newness wanes she’s prowling around looking for a new thrill.
I cringe all the time. She always seems so excited over babyish things. It’s okay to be a kid at heart of course but idk, but I guess she takes after her mom. I’m glad J never adopted that baby voice that M and likely L will always have and seems mature.
Thanks for these gems today 🐦 you con artist. Definitely share your affiliate link and definitely don’t tell people to purchase straight from the source where they can get double the loyalty points today you greedy pig.
They also use those headbands correctly to protect their hair from water/product as well and don't wear it as an accessory!! Her not even being able to use that correctly is bugging me so much lol
She was confined to her room as a child growing up. Never went to a beach or to a public pool. Definitely sheltered from a public change room. Never left the house period 🤣 She should be outraged Disney never had glitter stretch marks on any of their characters.
This seems like an outrageous lie. I mean…if she was doing 100s of squats a day she’d definitely see improvement.
What kind of a relationship does Bird actually have with her mom or the grandmother she gushes about. Something is off or it’s a lie like the hundreds of squats 🤨. I remember noticing cellulite on my legs for the first time. I was curious, it didn’t feel ugly or something to feel shame for. I asked my mom and older sister about it. My mom pinched her thigh showed me the bumps and said we all have it! She added that it was a hereditary thing and she’d always had it and we probably would to. That was that! If my mom and sister had it why not me too! 35 years later my cellulite has never been hidden and I’m not sure I’ve ever even had a negative thought about it. What is, is!
lmao yiiiiikes. i love seeing all the various personalities and styles she’s had over the years. it really shows her lack of substance, there is no core or self or originality to speak of. it’s normal for people’s style to evolve over time, but sarah’s style evolution is literally to just follow the most tacky fast-fashion trends. and always a few steps behind. this bitch is desperate to be cool but she is always late to the party, jumps on bandwagons once they’re already rolling out of town. it’s even more cringe as she has gets older… instead of gracefully embracing her age, she is reaching for younger and younger aesthetics and trends.
Wow! She puts so much effort into hosting for her family. Ordered a Costco cake and then poured a bottle of gel frosting on it and threw in some toxic Dollarstore toys. When NK hosts they all just show up but it looks like NK brought the food.
there is something poetic about the idea of sarah and C launching their relationship in halifax. after all, it's the city they travelled to together... with their spouses... who they were cheating on at the time. a love story for the ages!
Ya I saw that too! I thought the same thing about their friendship as well. Is it because 🐦’s relationships seem to have an expiry and AM is just the new one or is it “work”? Maybe when they are together they get more views and engagement 🤷♀️
I mentioned when I posted it on Reddit that it was shared with the mod team by a fellow user. We hadn’t seen it and said as much on the post. Didn’t intend to hype and disappoint!
Don’t worry about it! I think that was at the birthday party for the woman in The Beaches. Bird really thinks she’s connected and part of the ‘it’ crowd now.
Yes I do think that she just wants people to know she’s out on a Friday night despite having kids. Plus I think she does it to throw breadcrumbs at us tbh.
She’s a fucking pick me. Just wants to show her audience how cool she is being out on a Friday night. Cool to me is having a cocktail with my 24, 20 & 18 year olds around the table on a Friday night playing games 🤷🏻♀️
My only question would be. Would any of these so called “friends” ever leave Toronto and actually put in any effort to hang with 🐦? It seems like she is always chasing them.
So weird! It doesn’t look like she is physically shaking. It looks like she is quite enjoying her Disney vacation! You know the ones she couldn’t afford back then 🙄
Remember when in 2018, so 8 years ago when M was what 12? 🐦 forced her to make a video for Queen Panties socials talking about her 1st period? All just to sell product. She's effing horrible. I also remember not long after this she had M openly discuss her mental health anxiety to “help others” meanwhile it was just more content for 🐦 she's incorrigible.
the way sarah exploits her children is deeply fucked up and sad. so much has come out since this ad about the myriad potential harms and risks of posting children online, and the fact that children simply cannot consent to being posted online. and instead of being a true parent who acknowledges when they fuck up, learns, apologizes and corrects, she triples down and looks for new and sneakier ways to exploit poor little L. makes me sick tbh.
i know it’s just so twisted and really reveals who sarah actually is. everything about the way she presents herself to the world screams narc. but for me the loudest (and saddest) is how she treats her children and her failure to put their wellbeing and safety first.
I think about this and wonder about the damage she’s done to her children. M had always come across as being shy so I can only imagine how she coerced her into doing this segment.
completely disgusting honestly. i really really hope these children’s other parents and family members are doing all they can to mitigate the harms sarah has caused her children by involving them in her scummy, scammy online business.
She’s a performative fake. Everything she does is for grift. Whether she’s selling a product or a narrative that may benefit her in some way it’s never for real. Ever. She’s a basic ass con artist. Social media attracts “influencers” like her all the time. Nothing is real. She’s counting on people lapping it up.
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Rarepotato@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 59d
Rememer her weird pregancy photos? This was from the old snark group. Something is def off with her.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 58d
She loves taking her clothes off, getting in front of a camera and posting them. She does it under the guise of ‘normalizing’ bodies but it’s her kink.
GumboYaYa@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 58d
She can say she is normalizing this but there is nothing normal about it!
GumboYaYa@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 58d
Yes indeed!
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 59d
How could I forget….”I am the gift” she’s fucking mental.
Frequent_staff@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 58d
This is 1000% fetish content and no one will convince me otherwise.
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 58d
She's super preggo-baby delivery, mama's milk fetishy. She's a perv. And I'm with you; no one will convince me otherwise. She's also a home-wrecking ho.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 57d
The home-wrecking must be part of her pathology. She’s sick of the partner she has and goes out hunting but won’t be happy to snag one without a partner. She wants someone who is already partnered up so she’s ‘winning’ something. Then once the romance and newness wanes she’s prowling around looking for a new thrill.
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 57d
Prowling around the back of Food Basics looking for a married public sex partner.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 58d
Arching her back, tits up? This is 1000% fetish shit. No pregnant women pose like that 🤡
ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 55d
Fucking mouth doesnt even close.
ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 55d
Also this "turkey on the dinner table" legs bent up and spread, arms tucked in like wings pose isn't sexy at all, it's hilarious!
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 55d
Turkey on the dinner table. I can't unsee it. 😆
hereforthetea@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 60d
Does anyone else find M is very immature for her age.. she is 20 and acts 14. All excited over a stuffie - very odd to me - her voice like a baby
Mostlycivil@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 60d
She’s another daughter that 🐦💩groomed into a Disney character.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 59d
I think NK plays a big role in this too.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 59d
I cringe all the time. She always seems so excited over babyish things. It’s okay to be a kid at heart of course but idk, but I guess she takes after her mom. I’m glad J never adopted that baby voice that M and likely L will always have and seems mature.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 60d
Absolutely! I would say 14 is being generous.
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 59d
I’ve always thought the same. Generational stuntedness.
bellaportuguesexo@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 60d
Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree in that family.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 60d
Wearing Shame’s T-shirt must be comforting for 🐦
Glowpop@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 59d
She definitely wears this to be ~quirky and absolutely does not follow or listen to Weird Al
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 60d
She must miss him around the house.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 59d
so haggard yikes
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 58d
Thanks for these gems today 🐦 you con artist. Definitely share your affiliate link and definitely don’t tell people to purchase straight from the source where they can get double the loyalty points today you greedy pig.
Mostlycivil@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 58d
And if you watch true skin care “influencers”, they don’t rub the shit out of their face putting on skin care products!! Dumb twat!🙄
Glowpop@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 57d
They also use those headbands correctly to protect their hair from water/product as well and don't wear it as an accessory!! Her not even being able to use that correctly is bugging me so much lol
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 58d
Def gonna use one of these for Reddit tomorrow haha
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 58d
I maybe have to start a Segment called The Daily Fuck Face 😆 enjoy today’s above ^
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 57d
Keep em coming ☺️🙏
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 57d
Will do! In the meantime here are a couple of favorites of JH. I’m sure 🐦 would even appreciate 1 of them 😆
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 58d
😂😂
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 58d
She's not cute.
Glowpop@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 57d
She fits Cady's Regina George theory, if you remove all her hair she'd look like a British man 😅
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 57d
💀
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 58d
Fabulous screen grabs!
Glowpop@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 57d
She's not even using that headband correctly!! She can't do anything right
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 58d
The face she makes knowing there are still people out there stupid enough to believe her bs.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 59d
I thought it was because it was the only thing that fit her??
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 59d
Never saw cellulite my ass. Her own mother had a ton. What a lying fraud.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 59d
She was confined to her room as a child growing up. Never went to a beach or to a public pool. Definitely sheltered from a public change room. Never left the house period 🤣 She should be outraged Disney never had glitter stretch marks on any of their characters.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 59d
That was the story! She’s also blamed her pregnancies for her cellulite so who knows what’s true?
No_really_why@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 59d
What a load of shit. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a woman without cellulite. This is an outrageous lie.
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 59d
This seems like an outrageous lie. I mean…if she was doing 100s of squats a day she’d definitely see improvement.
What kind of a relationship does Bird actually have with her mom or the grandmother she gushes about. Something is off or it’s a lie like the hundreds of squats 🤨. I remember noticing cellulite on my legs for the first time. I was curious, it didn’t feel ugly or something to feel shame for. I asked my mom and older sister about it. My mom pinched her thigh showed me the bumps and said we all have it! She added that it was a hereditary thing and she’d always had it and we probably would to. That was that! If my mom and sister had it why not me too! 35 years later my cellulite has never been hidden and I’m not sure I’ve ever even had a negative thought about it. What is, is!
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 59d
Egregious lying trash POS
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 57d
This is hangover behavior or Maybe she just wants everyone to know she got banged all night long.
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 57d
What's even the point of this...what a looooser
hereforthetea@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 55d
But I thought she didn’t drink
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 60d
Remember this outfit? I think this was during her denim era. It was summer 2023.
mapper@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 60d
lmao yiiiiikes. i love seeing all the various personalities and styles she’s had over the years. it really shows her lack of substance, there is no core or self or originality to speak of. it’s normal for people’s style to evolve over time, but sarah’s style evolution is literally to just follow the most tacky fast-fashion trends. and always a few steps behind. this bitch is desperate to be cool but she is always late to the party, jumps on bandwagons once they’re already rolling out of town. it’s even more cringe as she has gets older… instead of gracefully embracing her age, she is reaching for younger and younger aesthetics and trends.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 60d
She thought she was Britney Spears if I’m not mistaken.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 60d
I believe you’re correct!
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 60d
No lip filler since 2018. Sure, Sarah Nicole Landry, we believe you. #thebirdspapaya
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 60d
It’s still her postpartum lip swelling!
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 56d
Wow! She puts so much effort into hosting for her family. Ordered a Costco cake and then poured a bottle of gel frosting on it and threw in some toxic Dollarstore toys. When NK hosts they all just show up but it looks like NK brought the food.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 56d
wtf is this??
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 56d
I couldn’t figure out what it is! It doesn’t look very appetizing to me!
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 56d
Me either! massacred sweet potatoes? Or dates, they look big for dates 🤷♀️
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 56d
Why did I think they were chicken wings on first glance 😂😂 then I zoomed in and realized they weren’t lol
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 55d
You were close. It’s cake made to look like a chicken wing
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 56d
I thought that too and then realized it must be some kind of dessert since it’s with the cake!
Jojothesemiinvincible@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 55d
Nana kimi didn’t think she could handle the cake so had to bring backups?
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 55d
I think Nana likes the glory! She’s the OG one-upper.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 61d
B&C back for another couples trip minus their baggage? 😉 Maybe Becci and her Beard will replace Shame and M this year.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 61d
She’s really pushing her friendship with AM (i assume that’s why she’s going), is this what it’s comes to? Lol
ETA: I just googled and Halifax pride is mid July 👀
mapper@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 60d
there is something poetic about the idea of sarah and C launching their relationship in halifax. after all, it's the city they travelled to together... with their spouses... who they were cheating on at the time. a love story for the ages!
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 60d
July 2nd their 1 year anniversary of locking eyes on each other 😍
mapper@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 60d
awww true, it can be an anniversary trip AND a relationship launch. sarah really is living the disney love story she’s always dreamed of!
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 61d
Ya I saw that too! I thought the same thing about their friendship as well. Is it because 🐦’s relationships seem to have an expiry and AM is just the new one or is it “work”? Maybe when they are together they get more views and engagement 🤷♀️
Mostlycivil@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 60d
I think AM will crawl up 🐦💩’s ass no matter what. And 🐦💩will take advantage of that just like the neighbour.
Lisamarie@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 60d
💯
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 60d
They get more views because AM triggers the algorithm.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 56d
Is this the picture everyone was waiting for?
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 56d
I hope not because I’ve already seen this one!
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 56d
Me too 😆
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 55d
I mentioned when I posted it on Reddit that it was shared with the mod team by a fellow user. We hadn’t seen it and said as much on the post. Didn’t intend to hype and disappoint!
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 55d
Don’t worry about it! I think that was at the birthday party for the woman in The Beaches. Bird really thinks she’s connected and part of the ‘it’ crowd now.
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 56d
Ya I’m confused.
bellaportuguesexo@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 56d
Was this the picture?
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 56d
Apparently 🤷♀️
MrsCookie@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 57d
Rapscallion date with C in Hamilton. I know that whipped feta anywhere
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 57d
What is the point of posting a pic of food and not saying where you’re eating it? Does she just want people to know she’s out?
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 57d
Yes I do think that she just wants people to know she’s out on a Friday night despite having kids. Plus I think she does it to throw breadcrumbs at us tbh.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 57d
She’s a fucking pick me. Just wants to show her audience how cool she is being out on a Friday night. Cool to me is having a cocktail with my 24, 20 & 18 year olds around the table on a Friday night playing games 🤷🏻♀️
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 57d
My only question would be. Would any of these so called “friends” ever leave Toronto and actually put in any effort to hang with 🐦? It seems like she is always chasing them.
GumboYaYa@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 56d
The carousel crotch shot is a tribute to the carousel of friend groups she goes through.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 57d
Yep! Rapscallion for sure
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 60d
C is a fan of the 💅but won’t share 🐦’s collab about to drop.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 60d
This is all so embarrassing lol
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 61d
Why would anyone want to ruin their photos with these shitty presets??
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 60d
Lmfao. Her upper lip migration tho...
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 61d
Her bikinis are the most ill fitting things I’ve ever seen
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 61d
That’s an, overall, horrible pic!
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 61d
Why have a picture of turquoise waters when you can turn it grey and dull af 💀
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 59d
It’s instagram filter of 2013.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 58d
So weird! It doesn’t look like she is physically shaking. It looks like she is quite enjoying her Disney vacation! You know the ones she couldn’t afford back then 🙄
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 58d
She’s looking pretty comfy to me. That saygetsfit hashtag takes me out!
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 58d
Must of been a nickname she gave herself and tried to make happen 😆 It obviously didn’t take.
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 58d
Always lying. This is GOLD! Great work OP.
Glowpop@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 57d
She loves that first photo because her fupa is basically non-existent and she looks like a size 10-below what she is. #onlybopowhenitbenefits
mapper@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 57d
excellent hashtag!
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 57d
Zoom in on the belly ring that looks like it was edited in or mostly out?! She’s such a looser.
Rarepotato@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 59d
Remember when in 2018, so 8 years ago when M was what 12? 🐦 forced her to make a video for Queen Panties socials talking about her 1st period? All just to sell product. She's effing horrible. I also remember not long after this she had M openly discuss her mental health anxiety to “help others” meanwhile it was just more content for 🐦 she's incorrigible.
mapper@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 59d
the way sarah exploits her children is deeply fucked up and sad. so much has come out since this ad about the myriad potential harms and risks of posting children online, and the fact that children simply cannot consent to being posted online. and instead of being a true parent who acknowledges when they fuck up, learns, apologizes and corrects, she triples down and looks for new and sneakier ways to exploit poor little L. makes me sick tbh.
GumboYaYa@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 59d
That “double down you’re not going to stop me” is .. I don’t have the words. 😢
mapper@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 59d
i know it’s just so twisted and really reveals who sarah actually is. everything about the way she presents herself to the world screams narc. but for me the loudest (and saddest) is how she treats her children and her failure to put their wellbeing and safety first.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 59d
I think about this and wonder about the damage she’s done to her children. M had always come across as being shy so I can only imagine how she coerced her into doing this segment.
mapper@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 59d
completely disgusting honestly. i really really hope these children’s other parents and family members are doing all they can to mitigate the harms sarah has caused her children by involving them in her scummy, scammy online business.
Mostlycivil@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 59d
Also, who’s face is that?
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 59d
Where is her supermodel face? What a fraud.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 56d
I have often speculated her marriage to Shame was a complete SHAM from the start and now we have these pics from 2020 resurfacing 🌈
Rarepotato@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 56d
She’s a performative fake. Everything she does is for grift. Whether she’s selling a product or a narrative that may benefit her in some way it’s never for real. Ever. She’s a basic ass con artist. Social media attracts “influencers” like her all the time. Nothing is real. She’s counting on people lapping it up.
bellaportuguesexo@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 56d
I was just creeping her on anonymous viewing. Why would she choose this as the cover picture. 😂