Sometimes I slam my gas pedal to the floor and watch my car never leave economy mode as it gently works its way up to 48 miles per hour, a perfect speed to go while on a Portland highway doing fifty.
In the right-most lane, of course. I got a speeding ticket with a more capable car once—never again.
Mitsubishi mirage for life. Can park that shit in a bathroom cubicle.
Sorry, I didn't mean that as an insult. Anyone who is capable of embracing a Mitsubishi Mirage is able to see what so many others cannot. Consider it high praise.
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tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 73d
Sometimes I slam my gas pedal to the floor and watch my car never leave economy mode as it gently works its way up to 48 miles per hour, a perfect speed to go while on a Portland highway doing fifty.
In the right-most lane, of course. I got a speeding ticket with a more capable car once—never again.
Mitsubishi mirage for life. Can park that shit in a bathroom cubicle.
Triumph@fedia.io · 16 pts · 73d
Those consistently rank high on "worst car ever" lists.
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 73d
More for me!
Triumph@fedia.io · 23 pts · 73d
Sorry, I didn't mean that as an insult. Anyone who is capable of embracing a Mitsubishi Mirage is able to see what so many others cannot. Consider it high praise.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 73d
Ah-ha, my '71 beetle is no longer the worst. Yay!
Triumph@fedia.io · 2 pts · 73d
I drove a 74 for a while, they're never the worst.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 73d
It’s much more fun to drive a slow car fast than it is to drive a fast car slow.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 73d
Me, driving a fast car fast: 😎🌌🧠
Mac@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 72d
Doubt
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 72d
Fast as fuck boiii 🏎️ 😎
Fleur_@aussie.zone · 22 pts · 73d
Unironically the scene around the yarris is fucking baller and it's the exact kind of car that car culture is built around
BigDiction@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 73d
Cause it’s cheap and/or easy to work on?
Fleur_@aussie.zone · 15 pts · 73d
Yeah and it's a solid frame for modification with easy to source parts
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 73d
Excuse me, my yaris has 105 hp
syaochan@feddit.it · 10 pts · 73d
Excuse me, my yaris has 192 kW
vorpuni@tarte.nuage-libre.fr · 3 pts · 73d
Y no 206 kW version
syaochan@feddit.it · 2 pts · 71d
That's the 2024 model right? I got mine before it became available
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 72d
JayDee@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 72d
The yaris is the base car for their rally cars isn't it? So you could arguably beef tf out of it.
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 72d
AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 72d
It's the best fun that can be had racing.
C1 racing cup is one of the most entertaining racing series out there.
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 72d
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 73d
If you think your car doesn't have enough health, take it to the mechanic. Maybe he can put it back at full hit points.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 73d
There was a videogame that featured a Yaris. It was trying to be Sonic, I think.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaris_(video_game)
Edit: I forgot that you had a gun mounted to the hood.
mech@feddit.org · 3 pts · 72d
Rule 34 on Toyota Yaris? No I'm not gonna Google it.
sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 72d
That was wild. It was free and it still only had one positive review.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 72d
I didn't say it was a good game.
CelloMike@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 73d
Nice
33550336@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 73d
At least the car is jdm
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 72d
a Yaris is a fucking sweet car. barebones, direct feedback to driver, light, can push to the limit.
it's so much more fun to drive than an FR-S is on a public roads. and safer.
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 73d
Outrun?
gedfromgont@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 72d
Huheheheuhehe
systemglitch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 72d
We have a Yaris, great car, good pickup. It can actually fly fairly well if one is willing to let it.