Water is Now Obsolete!

People younger than 20 may not even know what static is referring too in this surreal memesterpeice.

as a kid I thought sparkling water "tasted" like TV static.

now that's a fizzy drink.

TV POPCORN!! :3

And it only take 5 gallons of water to make 1 quart of Static^TM !

If you find some early, its a great way to skip a chunk of mid-game grind!