New bra doesn't quite fit, but nobody seems to be listening to me when I complain about it... [F][OC] NSFW

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31 Comments

bullsworth@pawb.social · 5 pts · 55d

Oh blessed window that grants my eyes a mere sample of the wondrous planets held within thy frame.

My wandering soul yearns to venture inside, to pilot my vessel, and to map every inch of those twin terrains.

Her voice from above should take all my focus for it speaks weighty matters from a dynamo mind.

But even the man who charts seas by the stars has his gaze snared by the moon on its inexorable climb.

AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 55d

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karnsapprentice@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 55d (1 reply)

We all just disagree, looks like it fits perfectly😁

Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 55d

Yeah, that seems to be the consensus.... siiiiigh ❤️....

Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 55d (23 replies)

waits eagerly for that next button to pop

Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 55d (22 replies)

Sproing!

karnsapprentice@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 55d (17 replies)

Damn that's nice😁 just one more😂

Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 55d (16 replies)

Pop!

karnsapprentice@fedinsfw.app · 5 pts · 55d

😂 fuck that's hot!

doublecup@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 55d (10 replies)

Would be a shame if it fell to the floor

Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 55d (9 replies)

FLOP!

(Or whatever the sound of a bra-top falling on the floor would make.)

Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 55d (2 replies)

Now, it's only a pair of sizeable hands that can preserve your modesty 👐

Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 55d

I feel as though those hands may not have preserving my modesty in mind...

PoisedRanger@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 55d (1 reply)

Hehe, those are the hilarious and damn sexy threads we are all here for. Well done!🤩

Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 55d

I do what I can to keep the fun going here!

okay_movement4622@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 55d
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sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 55d

BOOBA Level: 115%

WARNING: Supercritical Containment Breach

hotkinkyman@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 55d
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doublecup@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 53d

Perfect 😍

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 55d

BOOBA Level: 90%

Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 55d

I bet right! Should've gone for the niche bet of those nipples being harder than the poppers though 🤤

WasabiHabit@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 55d

🤤

hotkinkyman@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 55d
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okay_movement4622@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 55d (2 replies)
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Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 55d (1 reply)

I aim to entertain! And to make coming into the comments worth it....

goinggoinggonewild@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 55d

Plenty of folks in the comments cumming, I'm sure.

Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 55d

starts a sweepstake on whether it's the nub of that final popper, or a nipple, that's going to reveal itself next

PoisedRanger@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 55d

Obviously people are too distracted to hear your complaints... and you can't really blame them.

hotkinkyman@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 55d (6 replies)
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Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 55d (5 replies)

*vulva

(lol thank you!)

Defectus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 55d

Thats what i call my car (It's a Volvo)

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 55d

vuuvulvela

hotkinkyman@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 55d (2 replies)
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Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 55d (1 reply)

Entirely excusable lol, it's pretty dang distracting.

hotkinkyman@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 55d
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okay_movement4622@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 55d
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ExhibiCat@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 55d

Sorry what were you saying? Where am I?

Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 55d
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bhminwales@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 43d

It looks fine from here to be honest, maybe if took a closer look... 😍🥵