I will unalive her!

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27 Comments

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 69 pts · 63d (16 replies)

Can't wait for the algorithms to ban "unalive" to see what'll take its place in our corporate newspeak hell scape.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 62d

I've already seen occasional usage of "Slimed" and it pisses me off every time.

diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 63d (1 reply)

Maybe the social media corps are actually christian servers!

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 62d

The people who drafted Project2025 want to turn everything into a christian server.

sundray@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 62d

And the endless cat and mouse game against the advertisers continues.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 62d (2 replies)

When will we be using doubleplusgood?

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 62d

Unpersonned had a nice ring to it. It's not too far from how the government sees most people when they kick the bucket.

orochi02@feddit.org · 3 pts · 62d

life—

Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 62d

After that we should double down on the absurdity and say "I will inanimate you" "Go inanimate yourself" "The victim was inanimated".

AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 4 pts · 63d (4 replies)

our

Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 62d (3 replies)

Isn't it royal "we"?

AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 0 pts · 62d (2 replies)

I am not a corporatist. Are you?

Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 62d (1 reply)

Wouldn't that be a monarchist then?

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 62d

What about "gone to the farm upstate"?

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 62d

Could go with "inhume", à la Hogfather.

Orioniae@piefed.social · 1 pts · 56d

Zeroed?

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 62d (2 replies)

1000001238

sundray@lemmus.org · 20 pts · 62d (1 reply)

You can’t fire me, I quit!

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 62d

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR

nialv7@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 62d (1 reply)

Yeah gotta make my hostage experience into content. Can you be advertiser friendly please.

SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 61d

I think this is how she managed to have a net worth of $12, in this economy.

lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 8 pts · 61d (3 replies)

It's okay, you can say "kill" on Lemmy, see?

Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 61d (2 replies)

God I hate algospeak with a fucking passion.

Killed fuck shit asshole bitch suicide gun knife murder assassination.

PIPEBOMB MAIL ANTHRAX

IF IM NOT IN A LIST IM NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH

KILL.THE FUCKING RICH EAT THEIR FLESH!

Then we can take the neighborhood children to Disneyland and have a good safe time with all the rich pedophiles finally dead.

kamen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 61d

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.

lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 61d

Amen.

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 56d