c/funhole · by pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 77d

World Potato Day: A Contentplay - PRODUCTION RIGHTS AUCTION

That's right: The hit, world-renowned contentplay about love, secrets, villainous plots, potatoes, eggs, and chicken nuggets is now ready for the big content canvas!

Find the script here: https://pieguy.sdf.org/img/potatoday2026/

Do you think you have what it takes to turn this contentplay into a full content production? Leave a bid in the comments!

BIDDING RULES:

Place a bid by attaching to a comment an innocence-preserving drawing of a bean
The more distinct, unique beans in the drawing, the higher the bid
It must be you that draws the drawings, no AI slop or stock photos
You can increase your bid by adding beans to your previous drawing, but not someone else's

BIDDING CLOSES: 2026-06-22 00:00:00 UTC.

Good luck!

14 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world

25 Comments

j_g00da@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 77d (6 replies)

Thank you for creating sony play station move controller content!

(I will actually bid, just later as I have a crazy tummy ache!)

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 76d (5 replies)

Feel better soon! That's an order!

j_g00da@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 76d (4 replies)

Thank you for your orders!

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 74d (2 replies)

How's your tummy now?

j_g00da@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 73d (1 reply)

one moment, almost forgot

j_g00da@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 73d

wait - not almost, I forgot, thanks for reminder!

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 74d

[ removed ]

jdr@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 76d (1 reply)

    .-~~~-.
   /       \
  |  O/\  o |
  |   \ \   |
  |    \ \  |
   \   _\/ /
    '-~~~-'

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 76d

This counts!

qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 77d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating ping-pong content!

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 77d

Thank you for engaging with my content! Pong is not a valid domain nor IP address!

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 76d (1 reply)

Is it okay if beans and potatoes do the sexy sex thing ? Or is that forbidden by the vegetable police?

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 76d

I don't think that would be innocence-preserving!

cathfish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 76d (4 replies)

If I get the right, can I force (by means of coercion) pmjv to do the actual content?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 76d (2 replies)

i'm not allowed to make content anymore.

cathfish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 75d

You are re-allowed by the power of the authority of the FUCC!

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 75d

Who disallowed you, and where do they live so I can have a nice long chat with them?

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 76d

That'll be for the two of you to determine, I can make no guarantees!

j_g00da@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 73d (3 replies)

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 73d (2 replies)

A one-bean bid has already been placed! You need two or more beans to up the ante!

j_g00da@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 73d (1 reply)

look closer

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 73d

Wow! That's six beans!

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 73d (1 reply)

CONGRATULATIONS TO @j_g00da@lemmy.sdf.org on their successful bid of six beans!

I look forward to seeing your adaptation!

j_g00da@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 73d

Lmfao I didn't realize what I'm biding on, but yeah I will adapt this.

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 75d

I should add... With our home Lemmy instance being wonky, it may pass that your comment won't federate to me properly. Check this thread from SDF Lemmy to see, and if your bid is not there give it a quick edit to force a sync.

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 74d

THE BIDDING PERIOD IS ALMOST OVER!