I don't know, the medical bills that result from whatever fun diseases you get from a 99¢ sloppy would probably be pretty high. Lucky for me I'm not American so and we don't have White Castle here.
It's because America is like a cool cowboys and Indians place when you're a kid, then as a teenager it's like the cool music/movie country with big cities and then you reach 40 and you've been to many other countries and realize America just sucks. It's the richest country to ever exist, it could be a literal utopia.
America is Omelas, except 99% of the population is the kid in the basement, giving 1% a utopia where they can smash their face bones with hammers and get failed penis enlargement surgery as much as they like.
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MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 63d
I don't know, the medical bills that result from whatever fun diseases you get from a 99¢ sloppy would probably be pretty high. Lucky for me I'm not American so and we don't have White Castle here.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 63d
Can't make a reply without America shade
bacon_pdp@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 63d
Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 63d
Every western nation has abdicated its sovereignty to the United States and we will all decline just the same
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 63d
Some of us have to live here
bacon_pdp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 63d
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 63d
And I guess you know since you have to live here, too.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 63d
It's because America is like a cool cowboys and Indians place when you're a kid, then as a teenager it's like the cool music/movie country with big cities and then you reach 40 and you've been to many other countries and realize America just sucks. It's the richest country to ever exist, it could be a literal utopia.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 6 pts · 63d
America is Omelas, except 99% of the population is the kid in the basement, giving 1% a utopia where they can smash their face bones with hammers and get failed penis enlargement surgery as much as they like.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 63d
We aren't all globetrotters
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 63d
You ain't ever spin a basketball on your finger?!
Thorry@feddit.org · 15 pts · 63d
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 63d
"No, we have slop at home."
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 63d
No time for Starbucks.
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 63d
Plot twist: you get bad printouts of ai slop “art”.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 4 pts · 63d
Now I want a basket of chicken rings
adarza@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 63d
"onion chips and a plate of cheese burgers... make that two."
two chips or two plates of burgers?
"yes, please"
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 63d
Do you have to be white in order to enter the castle for a sloppy?
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 62d