This is way too accurate

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Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 56d (4 replies)

Can someone eli5?

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 56d (1 reply)

The first few nights sleeping together are overall harder as you haven't found the sweetspots for both to sleep comfortably

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 56d

This explains a few things with some partners over the years. I sleep like a rock no matter what.

Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 56d

new relationship you arnt use to sleeping with someone else. They get in the way, you get too hot and your never comfy. After a while you get use to it and you could be in a fucking yoga postion and it doesnt matter.

Same thing happens if you get a new cat or dog and it sleeps on your bed. sleeping is awkward at the best of times.

ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 56d

Once the nervous sweat fully saturates the mattress, which usually takes a year, you are cleared to sleep.

fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 55d

Funny of you to assume we ever wore any sort of clothing in bed :,D

viral.vegabond@piefed.social · 3 pts · 56d

Why is the hair perfect in the second one? I feel like it should be the other way around, lol

johsny@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 55d

Do the “after 30 years” one.

Findus_Falke@feddit.org · 2 pts · 55d

more like summer vs winter...