How can they claim that history is written by the victors when there are clearly way more historians named differently?

Other historians can still study history, and even write commentary, but the actual history? Nope, writing that shit has strict naming requirements for a reason.

Also; who keeps writing my browser history? can someone tell them to stop? its kinda creepy and yucky

Surely you must understand that there's the difference between the actual names of historical writers and human rights?