But then philosophy kicks in and we ask ourselves if a dad that is the greatest for only a brief time can be considered the greatest at all
And then humanity prevails, and the greatest dads all argue that a true greatest dad will share the title with all the nice dads of the world, and they will all reclaim the title
But then, through humility and simplicity, the greatest dads won't want any ego boost from material trinkets, but only the love from their families
I figure low stakes stuff like this is a reasonable use case. The scale of AI these days is astronomical, to the point that me running this same query 100,000 times or not would be such a small drop in the bucket that it would be largely symbolic.
Fuck off with your AI slop. Wikipedia isn't murdering the planet and doesn't make you dumber with every use and has a handy table which is what that slop garbage probably ripped off in the first place. And took me probably less time to pull up than your garbage probably took to query
28 Comments
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 61d
Ofc we will sell it to the highest bill. It would be totally illogical to give it to the most worthy one. Not under capitalism.
zabadoh@ani.social · 25 pts · 61d
Nah, death tournament, like Highlander.
"There can be only one!"
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 61d
Who has custody of the mug right now?
...please tell me you guys didn't lose the damn mug?
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 61d
I lost it after accidentally stepping on, and breaking my daughter's doll :(
palordrolap@fedia.io · 26 pts · 61d
This reminded me of that one SCP about a mountain full of machinery that somehow manufactures a single bird every once in a while.
RustyNova@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 60d
Seems like someone didn't follow ratios. We gotta improve that BPM (bird per minute)
scratchee@feddit.uk · 22 pts · 61d
I want this comic on a mug
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 61d
Maybe it's like the "World's Youngest Person" award that gets cycled through rapidly and is contingent on who last purchased the mug.
To that end, I suggest we serialize and globally synchronize them so people know the order in which "World's Best Dad" was awarded.
morto@piefed.social · 6 pts · 61d
But then philosophy kicks in and we ask ourselves if a dad that is the greatest for only a brief time can be considered the greatest at all
And then humanity prevails, and the greatest dads all argue that a true greatest dad will share the title with all the nice dads of the world, and they will all reclaim the title
But then, through humility and simplicity, the greatest dads won't want any ego boost from material trinkets, but only the love from their families
Sxan@piefed.zip · -5 pts · 61d
I þink it's more: "greatest" is subjective. Many kids believe þeir dad is þe greatest, and þey're not necessarily wrong.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 61d
Heresy. There can be only one.
limelight79@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 60d
draws sword
Sxan@piefed.zip · -3 pts · 60d
"Only one greatest dad" kinda sounds like a neckbeard fantasy where, somehow, þey're þe only man left alive in a world of women.
ddplf@szmer.info · 10 pts · 60d
The artist had waaay too much fun drawing the background
Tattorack@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 60d
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 61d
Where in the world is is father's day today?
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 61d
Quite a few places:
napoleonsdumbcousin@feddit.org · 13 pts · 61d
It is actually incredible that there are 31 different dates for Father's Day in use around the world. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father%27s_Day#Dates
espentan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 61d
I would've thought there were more. Like, there must be at least a hundred fathers out there?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 60d
nope! just 31
saturn57@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 61d
I think this is the first time I have seen blatant AI usage been upvoted on lemmy.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 61d
I figure low stakes stuff like this is a reasonable use case. The scale of AI these days is astronomical, to the point that me running this same query 100,000 times or not would be such a small drop in the bucket that it would be largely symbolic.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 60d
oh no someone did a google and screenshotted the ai summary. CRUCIFY THEM
Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 61d
Most places that observe it.
SilverCode@lemmy.ml · -14 pts · 61d
mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 61d
Fuck off with your AI slop. Wikipedia isn't murdering the planet and doesn't make you dumber with every use and has a handy table which is what that slop garbage probably ripped off in the first place. And took me probably less time to pull up than your garbage probably took to query
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 60d
chill dude
mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 60d
When they're literally contributing to one of the largest crisese in human history? No
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 60d
that's your call, but i'll just point you toward the community rules