What is the male equivalent of breasting boobily?

Sausaging Doggedly

Shafted longingly.

Scrotuming ballsily

Dick Dangerously

So overly sexualised men that are poorly written by women?

I'm going to guess this would mainly happen in romance/romantic fantasy novels, and probably Twilight?

I don't know if there's much of a demographic crossover between readers of those types of books and the fediverse? I could be wrong, idk.

"He pecced boopily"