c/Couplememes · by Gonzako@lemmy.world · 64dCognition sure is a thing 227 points · 24 comments · view on lemmy.world
24 Comments
OldSageRick@lemmy.zip · 86 pts · 64d
Quote from my wife on this topic
"You could pull a statue if you really wanted, but you are lazy, introverted and never go outside"
Blurntout@lemmy.ca · 35 pts · 64d
Your wife hit me in the soul
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 64d
Well yeah, because she knows you got her and compared to her that bitch ain't nothing
velma@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 64d
My man is hot enough to pull any woman he wants for sure
Klear@piefed.world · 8 pts · 64d
So nobody then =/
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 64d
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 64d
this gives wholesome polyvibes
BedbugCutlefish@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 64d
It's meant as the opposite, of the jealousy of a partner making them look at any girl you're talking to suspiciously
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 63d
read it as "i believe in you, you can do it"
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 64d
velma@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 63d
Same same. It’s really attractive to see my partners with other women tbh. The more the merrier!
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 54d
it's like food or treats. in a relationship, i do enjoy cooking and eating with my partner. but no one would have any objections if theit partner ate different foods with other people.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 64d
Weird that this meme popped on youtube and lemmy at the same time - _-
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 64d
Hm, weird indeed. You might want to hire a private investigator
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 63d
You might be a spy, im suspicious of you 🤔
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 63d
But what about me?
Magnum@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 59d
Hello
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 59d
What's your report chief?
Magnum@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 58d
First you need to hier me, but I heard you need a private investigator. What a coincidence. I am Magnum P.I.
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 58d
Gotcha, tho, i'd like to see your curriculum. Do you spend your days basking in self-loathing on a monochrome appartment?
Magnum@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 58d
Definitely self-loathing
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 58d
You're in chief. Don't forget your gun, we robbin some datacenters
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 63d
When we met, maybe. After years of letting myself go? You only tolerate it because you did too. Love you babe.