Cognition sure is a thing

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OldSageRick@lemmy.zip · 86 pts · 64d (1 reply)

Quote from my wife on this topic

"You could pull a statue if you really wanted, but you are lazy, introverted and never go outside"

Blurntout@lemmy.ca · 35 pts · 64d

Your wife hit me in the soul

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 64d

Well yeah, because she knows you got her and compared to her that bitch ain't nothing

velma@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 64d

My man is hot enough to pull any woman he wants for sure

Klear@piefed.world · 8 pts · 64d

So nobody then =/

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 64d
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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 64d (5 replies)

this gives wholesome polyvibes

BedbugCutlefish@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 64d (1 reply)

It's meant as the opposite, of the jealousy of a partner making them look at any girl you're talking to suspiciously

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 63d

read it as "i believe in you, you can do it"

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 64d (2 replies)
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velma@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 63d (1 reply)

Same same. It’s really attractive to see my partners with other women tbh. The more the merrier!

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 54d

it's like food or treats. in a relationship, i do enjoy cooking and eating with my partner. but no one would have any objections if theit partner ate different foods with other people.

Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 64d (12 replies)

Weird that this meme popped on youtube and lemmy at the same time - _-

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 64d (11 replies)

Hm, weird indeed. You might want to hire a private investigator

diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 63d (1 reply)

You might be a spy, im suspicious of you 🤔

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 63d

But what about me?

Magnum@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 59d (8 replies)

Hello

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 59d (7 replies)

What's your report chief?

Magnum@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 58d (6 replies)

First you need to hier me, but I heard you need a private investigator. What a coincidence. I am Magnum P.I.

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 58d (5 replies)

Gotcha, tho, i'd like to see your curriculum. Do you spend your days basking in self-loathing on a monochrome appartment?

Magnum@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 58d (4 replies)

Definitely self-loathing

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 58d

You're in chief. Don't forget your gun, we robbin some datacenters

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 63d

When we met, maybe. After years of letting myself go? You only tolerate it because you did too. Love you babe.