Offer not valid with or without purchase. Cash value of this alliance is 1/100 of one penny. Offer not redeemable outside liberal democracies. Alliance developed prior to Tuesday has expired. Alliance developed Wednesday or later is too immature to be exchanged. Alliance must be relinquished to company at time of purchase.
21 Comments
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 18 pts · 55d
So, do I swipe my dick in the credit card reader or...?
ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 55d
Nope. You trick your friends into going out to eat, say you'll pay, and then pay with them
PineRune@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 55d
Get one of those microchips implanted and you can!
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 54d
Makes the tip button confusing though.
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 53d
Can they keep the change?
Egonallanon@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 55d
Finally I get to cash in on being a queer ally all these years.
sunsofold@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 55d
Offer not valid with or without purchase. Cash value of this alliance is 1/100 of one penny. Offer not redeemable outside liberal democracies. Alliance developed prior to Tuesday has expired. Alliance developed Wednesday or later is too immature to be exchanged. Alliance must be relinquished to company at time of purchase.ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 55d
The joke is slavery, dear.
sunsofold@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 55d
What?
ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 55d
Or cannibalism. It's ambiguous and fun.
Damage@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 54d
Could be organ harvesting too... So many possibilities
ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 54d
The straights would never accept organ donations from us.
sunsofold@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 54d
Psst. Hey, mister. Wanna buy some queer? I'll trade you for that watch.
ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 54d
No, yours is definitely cut with something.
sunsofold@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 54d
What? Never. This is totally pure. Absolutely straight... Er, wait, no...
ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 55d
That's the plan!
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 55d
cashing out allies is a valid political move according to some!
svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 54d
Me exchanging goods. 😴
Me exchanging services: 😝
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 55d
Hey, I'll be glad to swap a gay for some lightly used books, maybe some custom fiction writing or knife sharpening.
But it's gotta be those high quality gays, none of those gay for pay ones
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 53d
What do you think the "workforce" is? 🥹
Aneb@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 54d
When in Greece.