Snek

cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/53973866

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5 Comments

Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 39d (1 reply)

Oh dang, a white one. Those are the most dangerous.

drolex@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 39d

Humanologist here. This is actually a common confusion, you also have to take into account the colour of the hair on their head to differentiate them. To help, you can recite:

black on white, go and bite

yellow on white, go and bite

black on black, bite and whack

Mmmh now that I think of it, the identification stage might not be that useful

Rudee@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 39d

I'm so glad the one snake has eyelashes and lipstick so we know it's a girl snake!

I was worried this tongue-in-cheek comic about killing "dangerous" animals on sight might secretly be gay propaganda!

brsrklf@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 39d

That snek is a bit confused about chronology if it thinks it might have encountered a Neanderthal or a Homo habilis.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 38d

Pretty sure it's either homo sapiens or Denisovan. I always confuse these two but I think one of them went extinct in most places by now. Still not sure which one.