He'd probably just change some water. In fitting with OP post, he's the "drink & drive" type.
EDIT: I can't tell if this joke is too subtle, or if it's just landed with a thud. Just in case it's the former, here's the explanation: Jesus is known for turning water into wine (the "drink" part), so I figured he could also change it into fuel ("drive").
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WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 40d
What's the problem? It's what Jesus would do.
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/s for those don't get dripping sarcasm.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 39d
Would Jesus pay around £1.50 for a litre of petrol though
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 39d
He'd probably just change some water. In fitting with OP post, he's the "drink & drive" type.
EDIT: I can't tell if this joke is too subtle, or if it's just landed with a thud. Just in case it's the former, here's the explanation: Jesus is known for turning water into wine (the "drink" part), so I figured he could also change it into fuel ("drive").
dbdr@nord.pub · 5 pts · 39d
In Blackburn, England.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 39d
Ya but a few "Antifa" protesters set of a few fire works cbd they get life in prison.
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 38d
So start firebombing white supremacist homes??? It only seems fair.