Proud to announce I have done the most thorough job possible splashing a muddy puddle up my leg. I nearly reached the groin. If you need any tips or pointers on how you too can achieve these results just reach out.
also, aim to walk on wobbly looking pavers in the path, these have icky muddy water underneath, a hidden puddle! When walked on they squirt filthy water up your pants. Extra points if it goes up your pants leg hitting bare skin. 👍
This leaves out the whole difficult question of treading on dog shit bags inadvertently. Some pop with explosive results, some just squirt sideways. Riding a bike over them also can have unpredictable results.
I once cooked roadkill kangaroo on the under carriage of my car. The smell was so bad I had to close the roof until I reached the next town. And I did have to clean it.
Gotta pay extra for processing that isn't offloaded to their servers. And for wanting the ability to use it after they've decided it's obsolete. And denying them their data tithe.
I disputed the transaction fees associated with the fraudulent transactions that happened a little while ago, not realising they were part of what the bank were going to refund. So it looks like they have refunded the transaction fees twice. Just gonna say I think I'm the real winner in this compared to the people buying AI compute and this will be the last I mention of the matter
Edit: also I heard that openai fucked up by having it's codex write terabytes of data onto users ssds, possibly causing them to die within a year. Love that for them.
If the average person wasn't already against AI I think the price of the Steam Machine is making them hate Sam Altman. I just hate people who don't know how computers work thinking it's the answer to everything
Some dipshit didn't realise they stack the same on a pallet and assumed one took up more space than the other. Or that one took up more container space without thinking to rotate. Same diff, just depends on where it was calculated.
56 Comments
PeelerSheila@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 36d
Got told by the boss yesterday that he's cutting everyone's hours. That'll leave me with an even less barely liveable income.
imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 35d
Oh man that sucks. No advice but hugs
PeelerSheila@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 35d
Thanks mate 🥹
SituationCake@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 35d
I hope things turn around.
PeelerSheila@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 35d
Thankyou
Pilk@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 35d
Proud to announce I have done the most thorough job possible splashing a muddy puddle up my leg. I nearly reached the groin. If you need any tips or pointers on how you too can achieve these results just reach out.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 35d
when walking walk as close as possible to the outer edge of the footpath, this ensures the big splashes from the road can reach you 👍
Pilk@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 35d
This sounds advanced but I'll be sure to give it a go. Already worked out that tram sand shows up wonderfully on black pants when it dries down.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 35d
also, aim to walk on wobbly looking pavers in the path, these have icky muddy water underneath, a hidden puddle! When walked on they squirt filthy water up your pants. Extra points if it goes up your pants leg hitting bare skin. 👍
Pilk@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 35d
I apologise for my initial hubris. There's clearly much more to learn.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 35d
Pedestrianism is a lost art.
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 35d
This leaves out the whole difficult question of treading on dog shit bags inadvertently. Some pop with explosive results, some just squirt sideways. Riding a bike over them also can have unpredictable results.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 35d
TIL
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 35d
I've driven over one. Not a pleasant experience. Luckily it was not me who had to high pressure the under carriage of my car.
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 35d
I once cooked roadkill kangaroo on the under carriage of my car. The smell was so bad I had to close the roof until I reached the next town. And I did have to clean it.
StudChud@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 36d
::: spoiler God's butthole is dribbling on us
:::
tombruzzo@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 36d
Pray for everyone in a fold of the sphincter right now
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 36d
Saw a 60yo+ dude attacking another 30yo+ dude who was riding his bike on the footpath with an umbrella yesterday on the way to the shops.
Pretty rare for this area.
Both were doing the wrong thing so it was hard to know who to bet on.
Should have brought the complaint jar. Would've cleaned up with whatever that was all about.
briongloid@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 36d
Had to unplug move some Ethernet cables while installing security cameras, should be fine now
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 36d
I do not have work today. This is nice
TheFailedNinja@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 36d
Bom radar looks weird this morning. Also walking the dog in the rain when it's cold isn't fun
briongloid@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 35d
Went with Reolink security cameras, cost double the megacorp brands for obvious reasons, will also VLAN isolate & eventually lock to VPN.
Taleya@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 35d
Gotta pay extra for processing that isn't offloaded to their servers. And for wanting the ability to use it after they've decided it's obsolete. And denying them their data tithe.
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 35d
Bought books. Very good
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 35d
and....
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 35d
A copy of Dubliners by James Joyce, because I've always liked it
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 36d
tired, wired,
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 36d
admired 🤗
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 36d
aspired 🤗
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 35d
i can has migraine
bright lights 😣
but have so much to do
Taleya@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 35d
Food poisoning gave me a very nasty night last night so i'm napping with purge movies and a giant arsehole cat
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 35d
gentle hugs, hope you feel better soon
tombruzzo@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 35d
Hope you're able to purge it from your system
Taleya@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 35d
Oh there was purging all right
tombruzzo@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 35d
I disputed the transaction fees associated with the fraudulent transactions that happened a little while ago, not realising they were part of what the bank were going to refund. So it looks like they have refunded the transaction fees twice. Just gonna say I think I'm the real winner in this compared to the people buying AI compute and this will be the last I mention of the matter
StudChud@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 35d
My chant regarding AI: POP! POP! POP! POP!
Edit: also I heard that openai fucked up by having it's codex write terabytes of data onto users ssds, possibly causing them to die within a year. Love that for them.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 35d
Paying per API call has brought reality to the c-suite.
tombruzzo@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 35d
If the average person wasn't already against AI I think the price of the Steam Machine is making them hate Sam Altman. I just hate people who don't know how computers work thinking it's the answer to everything
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 35d
I realised today how little I care about work achievements.
Just a means to an end. And that's a big change for a former workaholic.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 35d
Nearly done all the day's tasks
tomorrow is go to library day 😊
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 36d
I said... Brr! It's cold in here. I said there must be some Toros In the atmosphere 👏👏🥶
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 36d
🐂
Taleya@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 35d
Looking at birdies raised garden beds.
61cm w x 92cm l x 74cm h = $196
92cm w x 61cm l x 74cm h = $205
Make it make sense
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 35d
Some dipshit didn't realise they stack the same on a pallet and assumed one took up more space than the other. Or that one took up more container space without thinking to rotate. Same diff, just depends on where it was calculated.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 35d
1 thing crossed off my adulting list for today
another off the list
bacon@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 36d
Beep Beep 🚚
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 36d
A no rice burrito please
bacon@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 36d
🫘🧀🍅🥬🌯
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 35d
what is a rice burrito, never seen one with rice inside
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 35d
😯 most of the main chains' burritos have rice in them, I think it's quite common
bacon@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 35d
sushi
Catfish@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 36d
Corn chowder please
bacon@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 36d
🌽🥛🧈🍲
tombruzzo@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 36d
Start of conference. It would be a great time to catch up on some other work but there's a kid at home this week.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 35d
Nice.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 35d
it's a beautiful night out there
the wind is still, not too cold, the clouds part to show stars, the moon is full and glows gold, the air is fresh with the smell of gum trees 😊