Saved by the Dragon

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neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 93 pts · 35d

She was supermodel levels of gorgeous

I choose to believe this refers to the dragon

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 49 pts · 35d (1 reply)

Miss frizzle on her off days I guess

tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 34d

Either that or the IRL version of Khaleesi

trainsrkool@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 35d (1 reply)

what the fuck!? when I worked fast food all WE got through our drive thrus at night was drunks, super karens, and drunk super karens

now im salty hehe

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 35d

Were you open after 2?

WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de · 21 pts · 35d (3 replies)

I think art might be their strong suit that drawing is really nice!

qarbone@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 35d (2 replies)

They could be even better at swordfighting, making that their strong suit. So you see, whether or not the pen is mightier then the sword depends on which is your strong suit.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 35d (1 reply)

Uh, mine is cups. Little help?

qarbone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 34d

Best I can do is $3.50

zedgeist@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 35d

The boob dragon jealously guards its hoard of wealth

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 35d (3 replies)

that's cool but please don't fucking endanger animals like this, i detest seeing people with pets just loose inside the car, that thing's gonna turn into a missile if you have to brake hard or get into a crash.

besmtt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 35d (2 replies)

Yes!! Every time I see a dog's head sticking out a vehicle window I think about what would happen to their neck if they got into a crash.

toynbee@piefed.social · 7 pts · 35d

I mean, fair, but what bothers me is people who drive with their dogs in their lap. That's dangerous for everyone involved.

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 34d

Humans don't get what it's like to stick your head out of the run machine and smell everything in town at once. They invented goddamn Cerebro and can't even use it.

So I'd imagine, because I'm not a dog.

0ops@piefed.zip · 12 pts · 35d (1 reply)

That would totally make my month honestly

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 35d

Me too. So like, I still remember the day a classmate brought kittens to class in high school. That made my next decade and a half (because one of them chose me, rode around in my jacket all day and came home with me. that is kind of cheating).

jlow@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 34d (2 replies)

What does "killing myself cancelled" mean?

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 34d (1 reply)

"The plan I had to kill myself is canceled."

jlow@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 30d

How did I not parse this, lol.

Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 34d

This is unironically so much better than AI "art"