A Children’s Guide to Klingon Politics

Worf must be on the cover of the collector’s edition

Worf on race relations

Captain, these are Romulans. They are without honour.

The Borg have neither honour nor courage.

The Cardassians have no honour. I do not trust them.

Romulans are treacherous, deceitful. They are without honour.

The Romulans! I always knew they were without honour. Now they have proven it.

These Breen are without honour.

Worf on everyone else

The Duras family is corrupt and hungry for power with no sense of honour or loyalty.

Your family has never valued honour.

Unlike you, I still have a sense of honour and loyalty.

You will say anything. You have no honour!

You rule without wisdom and without honour.

You will die without honour.

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